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The Dark Side of the Force

The Dark Side of the Force

The Dark Side of the Force lies in your shorts, where the sun never shines!

A little boy asked his father, Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
And the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

Ans: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go
they take your house and car with them.

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

Mostly men lie

Mostly men lie before the elections, sex and after fishing.

What’s a man’s definition of safe sex?

When his wife’s out of town.

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