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What happened son?

Johnny was beaten up by his mom !!

Dad came and asked ‘What happened son ?

John reply: ” I just can’t adjust with your wife.I want my own.!!

Why are some of your hairs turning grey?

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

Two people in the same grave

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked,
“Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?”
“Of course not, dear.” replied the mother, “Why would you think that?”
“The tombstone back there said “Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.”

A warning signal!

Mommy, why are all the cars beeping their horns?

Because there’s a wedding going on.

But isn’t the horn a warning signal, Mommy?

Exactly, son.

Say what you hear Mommy say

A couple invited some people to dinner. At the table, the wife turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?”

“I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied.

“Just say what you hear Mommy say,” the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, “Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”

I will achieve 100% marks

Father: “Jone, you should get at-least 90% marks in this exam”
Jone: “Oh Dad! Do not worry, I will achieve 100% marks”
Father:”Stupid!.. You are making a fun. Joking with me”
Jone:”But Daddy you started it”

A little boy at a wedding

A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says, “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white?”
His mum answers, “The girls is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”

The boy nods and then says, “OK, and why is the boy all in black?”

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