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An-old man reports a break-in in progress

83 year old Phillip was just going to bed, when his
his 81 year old wife told him that he’d left the
light on in the garage, which she could see from the
bedroom window.

Phillip opened the back door to go turn off the
light, but he then saw that there were 3 men breaking
into his garage.

He called the police and said, “Get over here
quickly, there’s 3 burglars trying to break into my
garage on Maple Drive!”

The dispatcher replied, “see, sir. Is your
garage detached from your house?”

He said, “Yes, but never mind that, these bastards
are breaking in and stealing from me!”

The police dispatcher said, “All patrols are
busy. You should lock your doors and stay
indoors.  An officer will be along when one is
available.”
Phillip said, “Okay.”

He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

Then he called the police again. “Hello, I just
called you a few seconds ago because there were
people stealing things from my garage. Well, you
don’ have to worry about them anymore, because I
just shot them,” and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT team, a
helicopter, a paramedic, and an ambulance showed up
at the old man’s residence and caught the burglars
red-handed.

One of the police officers said to Phillip, “I
thought you said that you’d shot them?!”

Phillip replied, “I thought you said there was
nobody available!”

4 thoughts on “An-old man reports a break-in in progress

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    I just launched my site –also built in wordpress
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